This is a story shared by Addy, who's 9.
A mad scientist loved cookies and wanted to bring one to life.
So he did.
But then the cookie became EVIL and wanted to be BIG and take over the WORLD!
The cookie escaped and jumped into the "bigger-ator" because it wanted to be a giant cookie and take over the WORLD!
But it wasn't the "bigger-ator" ... it was the "SMALLER-ATOR!"
It got confused because its brain was crummy! [she really said that]
But the cookie was STILL EVIL!
So it ran out of the lab into the cookie factory store next door - and it saw a man working there wearing a cookie factory store uniform. And the cookie climbed up him - and it bit him on the neck!
[mom interjects: "Wait - this cookie has teeth?" Addy said: "Nooooooo. It bit him with its chocolate chips!!"]
So it bit him on the neck - and then the man on the neck and then HE turned into an EVIL COOKIE too!
[mom interjects again: "Wait - so he's a "cookie-zombie now?" Addy: "Yaaassss!"]
And then they ran away together.